Posts Tagged ‘The Onion’
It is that time of the week, folks! Yes, time for our curious grab-bag of news nuggets from around the web… and this week we have some shocking tales revealed on Thursday…
First in England… The Prime Minister Gordon Brown is planning to PHYSICALLY ATTACK his opponent. …read more.
Because space is so sweet, it’s created a rose for all of us Earthlings to appreciate!
If a corporation has the same rights as a person (we’re asking you, Supreme Court), surely one can run for office? (We’re pretty sure this didn’t come from The Onion.)
Just another case of The Man sticking it to Corporate America.
In the beginning, there was sexism. Now at least it’s “enlightened!”
Now for the real news… How’s your NCAA bracket looking? Ours looks eerily like the President’s…
A little humor… that’s what’zup today.
Thought you had finally got a handle on grammar? The Onion suggests you might be out of luck:
Some might have called him a neocon but now Jon Stewart’s suggesting neocommie?? Glenn Beck gets targeted again by “The Daily Show”:
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You’ve seen the figure skating, the bobsledding, the skiing… But have you seen the fondue pong?? (And watch Colbert tell the Russians to “tear down this wall!”)
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Thanks to the Onion.
Getting the guns some sun. Joe Biden washes his car.
It’s open for discussion. Schwarzenegger’s fine for talking about marijuana.
And that makes one more. Maine legalizes gay marriage.
Kindleling my love for eBooks. Amazon.com’s got a new toy.
Thanks to Wikicommons.
Ow, My EAR! Vincent Van Gogh didn’t slice his own ear?
My very own Library. George W. Bush rakes in cash for his Presidential Library.
Science at its finest. Pancakes made more absorbent.
Well at least I’m still rich… World’s richest lose billions!
It seemed like a good idea at the time. Man “falls” in Niagara.
Does anybody have any Old Bay? Giant crabs are here to stay!
The great Madoff rip-off! Bernie may spend MUCH more than a weekend… in prison.
Wal-Mart takes advantage of the government… Well, the government’s money, at least.
Do we have to check our vision… or did the market actually just go up?
Budget cuts will keep us from talking about the past, according to The Onion.
Image courtesy of New York Magazine.
Obama’s hard sell. The administration prepares to put up its dukes.
BREAKING NEWS! Friction in Washington! Oh wait, that’s not news after all.
The EU tries to figure this mess out. Good luck, we say.
Elmo suffers an assasination attempt? The Onion’s got the story.
