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Posts Tagged ‘China’

Thanks to Wikicommons.

Thanks to Wikicommons.

Yesterday was one of America’s most important days.  On that day the Founding Fathers declared independence from England.  We celebrate this famous day in the most American ways possible: with hot dogs, fireworks, and American flags.

These three things, however, may not be as American as we think.

The hot dog was a German invention brought over by immigrants:

Frankfurt-am-Main, Germany, is traditionally credited with originating the frankfurter. However, this claim is disputed by those who assert that the popular sausage – known as a “dachshund” or “little-dog” sausage – was created in the late 1600’s by Johann Georghehner, a butcher, living in Coburg, Germany.

Fireworks were invented in China later brought into Europe and then into the Americas:

Fireworks originated in China some 2,000 years ago. The most prevalent legend has it that fireworks were discovered or invented by accident by a Chinese cook working in a field kitchen who happened to mix charcoal, sulphur and saltpeter (all commonly found in the kitchen in those days). The mixture burned and when compressed in an enclosure (a bamboo tube), the mixture exploded.

Okay maybe those two aren’t strictly American but what about the Red, White and Blue?  Surely the American flag is purely American?

The original, yes,  but today over 80% of flags are imported from China.

Of course maybe these three facts don’t make these things any less America.  The USA is a mixing pot of immigrants each brining their own foods, fun, and culture.  As far as imported flags the US has always been a proponent of free trade so what is wrong with importing our flags from China?

In case you want something “really” American the hamburger seems to be our idea (despite its German name).

So as you recover from this years Fourth why don’t you post what American activities you did to celebrate the day.

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July
1

Whatz’up In The World?

by Photo Guru News

Africa

Human rights organizations speak out against Somalia’s use of child soldiers, who are partially funded by the US government.

Asia

China and Taiwan have started trading with each other! Could better political ties be in the future?

Australia

Congratulations to Australia’s newest Prime Minister, Julia Gillard!

North America

It’s 2010, but this story about Russian spies sounds like it’s straight out of the 1950s.

South America

Farmers in Peru turn to coca production again to support themselves.

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June
21

What’zup Today?

by MZ Hammmer Whatzup

Thanks to Wikicommons.

Thanks to Wikicommons.

Even more costs for US Gov. due to homes. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac costing USA more than any other.

Opening of the Gaza blockade. Israel announces plan to allow civilian goods into war torn area.

China to revalue currency (slowly). Central Chinese bank says changes to value would happen gradually.

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ten-days-that-shook-the-nation-the-moon-landing-1969

On July 20, 1969, Man first landed on Tranquility Base, aka: the moon.

That historic achievement stands as one of the most memorable events for the post war generation.

And now, our generation gets to experience something just about as epic…

Welcome to Star Wars 2010 to 2035!  The race to put the first human being on Mars! …read more.

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kal econ cartoon 4-15-10 blog

Okay quiz time… this cartoon above deals with a recent news event…

…read more.

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March
23

What’zup Today?

by MZ Hammmer Whatzup

Don’t cry for me, China. Google moves its Chinese search engine from the mainland to Hong Kong, ending censorship.

That’s one small step for Virgin Galactic… Tourist space ship makes its first test flight.

The price of peace in Afghanistan? Insurgents offer terms to Afghan government for ending of bloodshed.

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January
14

Life Without Google?!

by Photo Guru News

Photo by Adam Dean/Bloomberg

Photo by Adam Dean/Bloomberg

Dear Google,

Unlike Sara Bareilles, I would write you a love song. You are my home page, my news source, my fact checker, my everything.

So imagine my surprise when I heard that someone didn’t appreciate you like I do..

That someone is China! China wasn’t too happy when you complained about their heavy handed governing. Now you are threatening to walk out on the country altogether!

Some say that it’s a foolish move, considering that China has hundreds of thousands of web users. But you say that China launched cyber attacks on you, trying to gain access to human rights activists’ Gmail accounts.

I heard that young people came by your office in Beijing to leave notes and flowers by your colorful logo. And who could blame them? I would do the same thing.

I know things are rocky between you and China. But no matter what happens between you and any other country in the world, promise me you won’t leave me, because that would leave me heartbroken.

Love,

America

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Thangs to COP15

Thangs to COP15

Well it’s here, Folks!  The biggest climate change party of the year (and typically US Democrazy wasn’t even invited).

Yesterday, Monday, December 7, the 2009 U.N. Climate Change Conference opened its doors to 15,000 delegates from 192 countries.  The goal of this meeting is to form a global agreement to combat greenhouse gases.

So what’s the problem with greenhouse gases?

Well, as this great video from the BBC shows, we humans have been gassing away for awhile now.   Most scientists agree that this increase in greenhouse gases is causing a rise of global temperature. …read more.

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November
18

Confounding Chinese Commotion

by kaltoons News

Courtesy of WikiCommons

We here at USDemocrazy have extensive foreign policy experience. On Monday nights, we order out for Thai. Wednesdays are always Greek. And we have our favorite Italian place for Friday nights.

But still, with all of our experience, we can’t seem to make heads or tails of what the President’s trip to China means in the grand scheme of things.

The President’s trip has caused a stir of pundit postulations and syndicated say-so. We’ve got a ripe selection of them here, so join us for the run-down. …read more.

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November
17

Tear Down This [Fire]wall!

by MZ Hammmer News


SHOCKING NEWS!!! OBAMA DOESN’T TWEET!

That’s right! We’ve learned all those messages on your Twitter feed from the President are really written by his staff.  But don’t worry…all US Democrazy tweets are entirely written by us (at least until we can afford a staff).

Now that that is taken care of…. lets talk about the important news, like the comments President Obama made during his current visit to China (No offense to Tweeters but I am limited only 140 characters on stories related to Twitter).

The actual news is that Obama announced he is opposed to China’s “Great Firewall”.  This firewall blocks Internet traffic such as Youtube and Twitter reaching Chinese citizens.

…read more.

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October
15

Athletes: Our New Diplomats?

by Photo Guru News

Here at U.S. Democrazy, we love to play games. Our editors play basketball with a trash can and our articles, and we compete to see who can eat the most donuts in a minute. Some call it childish, but it turns out that sports can bring people together!

Take old enemies Turkey and Armenia. …read more.

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September
15

Tires Try Trade Ties

by MZ Hammmer News

President Obama is currently not making many friends (which is great for news-mongers like us at US Democrazy).

So who is the Presidential fighting with now?  Bring it on China! …read more.

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June
22

What'zup today?

by ForeverPlaid Whatzup

Keep that naughty stuff out, Google!

Obama is controversial on gay rights. He can do neither all good nor all bad.

Mapping viral videos: Not even internet entertainment can escape major analysis.

“One Nation Under Medicare” is a daunting proposition.

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May
28

What’zup today?

by noone Whatzup

 

Is this happy face familiar?

Is this happy face familiar?

China’s chastising… And the US is glad!

Nine years later, no more fighting! Bush v. Gore lawyers join together for an important battle!

Is the economy staging a comeback? We surely hope so…

Pondering your freshman year? President Obama and the rest of the nation relive his!

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April
23

It's all about the Pentiums.

by MZ Hammmer News

 

SOUND THE ALARM! AMERICA IS UNDER ATTACK! FROM THE INTERNET! (And it’s not from pesky blogs like US Democrazy.)

Hackers have been breaking into very important computers at very important places around the US (remember the movie WarGames?).

The US electrical grid was invaded by hackers who left malicious malware programs behind. Hackers have unsuccessfully (thanks to quality security software) probed NYPD computers.

Even the Pentagon, an assumed cyber stronghold, has been penetrated with hackers stealing information on America’s newest jet, the Joint Strike Fighter.

America is not the only one in the cyber cross-hairs. The Dalai Lama, spiritual head of the Buddhist faith, as well as other good folks around the world have been hacked.

But don’t worry, America! Our computer guys, gals, and geeks are gearing up to fight back. The Department of Homeland security is looking to hire White Hats (hackers on the side of the law) to combat cyber assaults.

To successfully fight back we need to know our enemy, right? Evidence shows that many hackers are from China (the attacks often include pro-China slogans and target pro-Tibet and Taiwan groups).

Is this a secret Chinese government plot to weaken America?

Some say no. More likely it is individuals typing away in a darkened room (like us here at USDemocrazy).

They could be anyone from nationalist code crackers to nerds armed with computer skills and spare time (that sounds familiar), to people with fast Internet connections and a penchant for politics (sounds very familiar) and folks with a poor understanding of humor (wait, I think they’re talking about us).

We are hoping the Internet hackers don’t invade our computers in search of valuable information. Should they succeed, the only treasure they will find is a treasure trove of bad jokes.

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