Posts Tagged ‘airlines’
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“Everybody was kung-fu fighting” … & Flight Attendants!?
by dizzycypher
Featured, News, View from Abroad

Bruce Lee’s famous HYAAAAA and Kung-Fu Panda’s SKADOOSH are not the sounds you expect to hear from your flight attendants when flying at 24,000 feet.
Hong Kong Airlines is encouraging …. no wait, requiring all new flight attendants to study a form of kung fu called wing chun. Training is open to all airlines staff, according to South China Morning Post.
“Wing chun can be used in small, confined spaces so it’s suited for an airplane,” Katherine Cheung of the Hong Kong Wing Chun Union and one of the instructors who recently taught a flight crew, told the Morning Post. “It’s easy to learn but difficult to master.”
So next time you fly Hong Kong Airlines, make sure your seat belt is fastened, tray tables are in their full upright and locked position, all carry on items are properly stored, or else …….. it’s wing chun time!
More prom date controversy… See the video above! What do you think? Is the school out of line on this one?
Being overweight has negative effects on the brain! Just another reason to stick to the diet.
“Let’s be reasonable.” The American Humanist Association is pushing for changing the National Day of Prayer to the National Day of Reason.
Never thought ash would be such a big news story… The Iceland volcano may send some airlines to their peril.
Thanks to Wikicommons.
Well, I guess you can fly. Starting on Tuesday some flights in Europe will resume.
Light the new cocaine? Tanning salons may be addictive study says.
Another recall, uh oh! Toyota recalls 10,000 Lexus SUVs after scathing Consumer Report review.

Courtesy of the Associated Press
Why all the unnecessary skin? DUH! New York’s No Pants Subway Ride, brought to you by Improv Everywhere.
Sick of all the Leno/Conan/NBC garble? Here’s another late-night problem to check on: the dearth of female writers.
And because there’s not enough hoopla over planes/security/TSA/all that, some woman decided to light up… a cigarette.
Thanks to Andrew Sullivan
Protests flair up in Iran (Again). The funeral of a reform minded cleric adds fuel to the anti-government fire.
No more runway prisons. Federal regulation prevents passengers from being trapped on a plane for more than three hours.
Dinosaurs are even more dangerous? Some prehistoric hunters used venom to catch their prey.
Michael Steele laughs at Arlen Specter on T.V. Did we just hear a collective “Awwwww…” from the left?
I’ve search your person, you pockets, and your luggage. Now may I have your D.O.B. to make sure you’re not lethal?
Hey Google! Thanks for saving our butts! Love, Twitter.
“Russian Vodka Consumption Shocks Even Russians.” We believe that is enough said.

