
Two funny men + the world’s worst movies + politics + intrigue + a room full of egotistical prima donnas = well, you may say it’s one of our annual staff meetings… but in reality it’s the OSCARS!!
These two may have had a tad too much before the show. What jokes could theses two legendary comedians be cracking? Or are they just cracking up?
Click on the photo and put words in their mouths!!
The Vancouver games are over, but the images remain. So many picturesque moments and momentary pictures. Most images you will see coming from the Olympics are fabulous shots of heroic athletes. But every once in a while we get to see an odd angel of an ordinary event.
Thanks to TPM Photo Galleries
Americans Tanith Belbin and Benjamin Agosto are shown here executing the technique pros like to call “the partnered hammer throw.” (spin and toss)
There is a time for seriousness and a time for silliness. And then there’s a time to just sit down and have tea and crumpets. Republicans got up to all three at their anual Conservative Political Action Conference last week.

Apparently conservatives like to dress up… either that or Ben Franklin has invented a time machine.
We’ve all made funny faces. Maybe you were trying to make a baby laugh, you saw the Sox win the series, or you stubbed your toe for the nine millionth time. Whatever the reason, your friends probably got a kick out of your wacky contortions. We give you John Boehner:

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What’s his excuse?
Here it is, our wickedly wonderfully wacky caption contest. Did you watch the Super Bowl? If you did I’m sure it was just for the commercials. When we saw this image our editor shot an entire peperoni pizza out of his nose.

It’s a mini Troy Polamalu. What could these two be thinking? Let’s know and win free tickets! (Editor: to what?)
To our loyal band of caption contest contributors, we’re moving to a new time. Now every Wednesday we will be posting a quirky photo for you to comment on. This way you will have all week to submit your funny, snide, clever, witty, and good-humored captions!

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Seen here dressed in medical tubing, and holding a spiky star/weapon (we really don’t know…), Lady Gaga proves to everyone just how weird original she is when she is off her meds. Tell us what she is thinking… assuming that she is thinking…
Here it is again… our timeless and theme-less contest where you, our readers, get to strut your stuff.

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There is nothing like flirting and passing notes in class. But is it just me or are these two strangely out of place. Let us know what they are thinking… but keep it clean!
We here at USDemocrazy had one crazy new years party last night. There were musical chairs, we pinned the tail on the donkey, and fortunately (editor: you mean unfortunately) one of our editors got knocked unconscious in a freak pinata accident.
Derrick Mason of the Baltimore Ravens had a similar experience this year.
Please let us know what could he be thinking.
We at USDemocrazy are responsible for our fair share of awkward moments. But none compare to meeting your long lost twin, and saying “Do I recognize you?”
Could this leave Sarah Palin speechless? Not a chance! . . . Leave us your best caption for the picture above …or a pair!
Look its a bird, it’s a plain, no its SUPER CAPTION CONTEST!!! Help Super-caption-contest defeat evil and injustice by arming him with the funniest, quirkiest, caption EVER!!!!.

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We know this week we’ve all been in a bit of a holiday mood. But at USDemocrazy we pride ourselves in our erratic, chaotic, and arbitrary style. So in keeping with this tradition were pleased to bring you a completely theme-less caption contest. Supply a caption to the above phito and win a place in our soon-to-be-built Wall of Fame!
Funny Time! If your caption makes us laugh hard enough to make milk shoot out our nose you WIN!

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Bono is a really great guy, his latest fundraiser made 142 million dollars for charity. But do so many people need to be getting his number?
Jokes on you, come up with the funniest, most clever caption and win a spot on the winners wall (soon to be constructed).

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We don’t think of Presidents as having a sense of humor. But here it is photographic evidence this man can pull a funny. What joke could he possibly have said?
As you know, at USDemocrazy there is nothing we love better than to put words in peoples mouths. So now its your chance to misquote.

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This is Günter Schabowski, and by the look of that mug he can’t having a very good day. Günter is one of the German politicians responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall twenty years ago this week. What do you think he would be saying now?
It’s here your once in a lifetime weekly chance for glory. Only the clever and the bold will win!

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There’s no doubt this is cute, but if this was you what would be running through your mind?
Send us your caption for the photo above and be this week’s witty champion!.