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We’ve all seen cats do funny things, but there is no end to what our feline friends can get up to. Just remember the golden rule: if you give a moose a muffin he’ll ask you for some jam, if you give a kitten a hamburger he’ll take your hand. What quote would you give to this picture?
Pictured above is Vice President Joe Biden and his wife chumming it up with the special interests of America’s most infamous street. Just because Wall Street got bailed out now every one can come running for an alphabet bail out dealing with the cookie crunch and the counting crisis.
Personally we don’t think the VP should be meeting with such a raucous group of lobbyists but who are we to judge? The Muppet
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We at USDemocrazy can know what it is like to lose our temper. But usually we sit down count backwards from 10 and think of a happy place. What happens when other people don’t do that? A football player gets socked in the face.
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We here at USDemocrazy strive to inform you about the world. As we do so, we try not to tell you how or what to think. Well, today we are making an exception to our rule. We would like to state categorically: DON’T EVER MESS WITH Russian Prime Minister Vladimer PUTIN!! (Seen above)
What do you think this crazy rusky would say if you met him in a dark ally?
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This week we are all over the place. From liberal Tea Partiers to supper ninjas we got you covered.
Liberal Tea:
It wasn’t long ago when the now famous Tea Party was born. As it has grown, the movement has largely positioned itself to the right than the traditional Republican party. Now it seems the Tea Party folks may be too liberal for America.
Take Rand Paul the Tea Partier in Kentucky who is now the Republican candidate for Senate. A new Public Policy Poll finds that more Republicans think he too liberal than too conservative.
Frankenstein:
Ever wanted to play God? Well scientists at the J. Craig Venter Institute are playing at it. They have succeeded in creating a synthetic life form. The process took 15 years and $30 million. What did they create? Bacteria.
You might think that for 30 mil they could do a little better than giving us a new strain of the flu.
Ninja Vigilantes:
A mugging in Australia was stymied this week by a gallivanting group of ninjas. The brilliant muggers chose to carry out their crime right outside a ninja school. The ninjas who witnessed the attack, rushed to save the victim and proceeded to scare the bejesus out of the assailants.
Most football fans out there were glued to their televisions last week to watch the annual college draft.
But Baseball is the news of today…you heard it here first… the New York Yankees have drafted their own extra special player, President Obama. Why else would he be holding a Yankee’s jersey while smiling like the a kid in a candy store?
What position he will play? Let us know your thoughts. If there is a bad call on the field don’t be surprised to hear chats of “Umpire reform” emanating from the White House.
Thanks To Achsah
We at USDemocrazy love to clown around, and it just so happens where there are clowns there are ELEPHANTS! This weekend some members of our staff got to ride the world’s largest land mammal.
We were pretty thrilled to be on to top of it, but what do you think it had to say? Click the pic to leave your words…
We here at USDemocrazy like the classics, they are just so . . . classic. So here for our weekly caption contest is one you haven’t seen in a while. Sure, things may be crazy in Washington these days… but let us not forget the lunacy from which we have come. Go ahead, jumble his words.
So the Democrats gotta be feeling pretty good after passing health care reform. There were parties, dancing, cake, hats and. . . boxing
“So I threw my right then jabbed with my left and piggy went ‘wee wee wee all the way home’” we are sure that’s what was said. What do you think? Click the pic above and leave your suggestion of a punchy punchline for the Pres.
Here we go again. We pick the photo, you make it sing. Every once in a while we try to make our captions serious, with themes relevant to weighty topics. Today is not one of those days.
Click on the picture and feast your eyes on the boundless cuteness of Mr. Shuffles. If your eyes ever stop welling up post us a caption.
Two funny men + the world’s worst movies + politics + intrigue + a room full of egotistical prima donnas = well, you may say it’s one of our annual staff meetings… but in reality it’s the OSCARS!!
These two may have had a tad too much before the show. What jokes could theses two legendary comedians be cracking? Or are they just cracking up?
Click on the photo and put words in their mouths!!
The Vancouver games are over, but the images remain. So many picturesque moments and momentary pictures. Most images you will see coming from the Olympics are fabulous shots of heroic athletes. But every once in a while we get to see an odd angel of an ordinary event. …read more.
There is a time for seriousness and a time for silliness. And then there’s a time to just sit down and have tea and crumpets. Republicans got up to all three at their anual Conservative Political Action Conference last week.
Apparently conservatives like to dress up… either that or Ben Franklin has invented a time machine.
We’ve all made funny faces. Maybe you were trying to make a baby laugh, you saw the Sox win the series, or you stubbed your toe for the nine millionth time. Whatever the reason, your friends probably got a kick out of your wacky contortions. We give you John Boehner:
thanks to TPM
What’s his excuse?
Here it is, our wickedly wonderfully wacky caption contest. Did you watch the Super Bowl? If you did I’m sure it was just for the commercials. When we saw this image our editor shot an entire peperoni pizza out of his nose.
It’s a mini Troy Polamalu. What could these two be thinking? Let’s know and win free tickets! (Editor: to what?)
