We at USDemocrazy try not pander to technology (Editors note: except Twitter!!!) but we always love a good gag.
Google Chrome is a relatively new Internet browser that claims to be faster than, well just about anything. Pictured above are several experiments showing just how speedy your Internet could be. (Everyone wants to be able to log on to Facebook faster than a speeding potato)
As veterans of the dial-up days, we appreciate innovations like DSL and Firefox.
We are waiting for the day that information is beamed into our heads at the speed of thought. At this rate, by the time our brains are Internet-ready, a company will come out with a product delivering info at twice the speed of thought.
Of course, Google will probably rule the world by then. They are starting by creating an operating system. That’s right a search engine has evolved into an operating system. It won’t be long before Google is creating planets and stars (of course it will only take them 6 days)
Technology moves so fast it makes me feel old.

I love making home-made french fries — can I get one of those?
Can u guys seriously help me log onto Facebook faster?