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This week we are all over the place. From liberal Tea Partiers to supper ninjas we got you covered.
Liberal Tea:
It wasn’t long ago when the now famous Tea Party was born. As it has grown, the movement has largely positioned itself to the right than the traditional Republican party. Now it seems the Tea Party folks may be too liberal for America.
Take Rand Paul the Tea Partier in Kentucky who is now the Republican candidate for Senate. A new Public Policy Poll finds that more Republicans think he too liberal than too conservative.
Frankenstein:
Ever wanted to play God? Well scientists at the J. Craig Venter Institute are playing at it. They have succeeded in creating a synthetic life form. The process took 15 years and $30 million. What did they create? Bacteria.
You might think that for 30 mil they could do a little better than giving us a new strain of the flu.
Ninja Vigilantes:
A mugging in Australia was stymied this week by a gallivanting group of ninjas. The brilliant muggers chose to carry out their crime right outside a ninja school. The ninjas who witnessed the attack, rushed to save the victim and proceeded to scare the bejesus out of the assailants.
Nelson The Ancient:
Comedians love to make old people jokes about John McCain but what about Nebraska Senator Ben Nelson? Nelson recently admitted to the world that he has never used an ATM.
What will come next? Angrily shaking his fist at kids who come on his laws, watching Jeopardy, yelling at clouds?
Speaking of which here is our Weekly Caption Contest!

The Simpsons
What would you (or Sen. Nelson) be saying to that no good cloud. Leave us your caption suggestions or we will shake our fists at you!

Where’s the silver lining??
Don’t you dare rain on my hologram!
CLOUD INSURANCE?!
I have had enough of you, wise-sky!