Because space is so sweet, it’s created a rose for all of us Earthlings to appreciate!
If a corporation has the same rights as a person (we’re asking you, Supreme Court), surely one can run for office? (We’re pretty sure this didn’t come from The Onion.)
Just another case of The Man sticking it to Corporate America.
In the beginning, there was sexism. Now at least it’s “enlightened!”
Now for the real news… How’s your NCAA bracket looking? Ours looks eerily like the President’s…
