It’s OSCARS week!! Here’s a few links to keep you updated on what’s going on in Hollywood in the run-up to its biggest party of the year:
You will not offend James Cameron. You will not make James Cameron laugh. You will bow to James Cameron. (Thanks for the pic, Gawker!)This ain't D.C., baby. No lobbying for your movie, or you'll be banned from the ceremony!
There’ll be no Na’vi baby-daddy drama at the Oscars after all. We’d hate to upset Mr. Cameron!
At its climax, an infuriated Baron Cohen would pull open “her” evening gown to reveal that s/he was pregnant, knocked up with Cameron’s love child
A world of “Hurt!” Producers of Best Picture contender “The Hurt Locker” are getting SUED!
