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Seen here dressed in medical tubing, and holding a spiky star/weapon (we really don’t know…), Lady Gaga proves to everyone just how weird original she is when she is off her meds. Tell us what she is thinking… assuming that she is thinking…





I knitted the dress myself… with these needles
You have NO idea how annoying it was getting through security tonight.
(in somewhat british accent) Here, we see the female of the species engaged in a mysterious ritual known as the red carpet. Scientists are unsure if it is a mating ritual to attract a male, or merely a test of dominance among females.