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We have all seen the Tea Party rallies all of them complete with friendly signs and nice people. Equipped with teabag earring this man is either here to skewer Democrats, or do their gardening for them.

Democrats? I couldn’t give a Fork!
Waal, ah sorta fergot wot this here thing wuz about, but (huh huh) it shore is fun — uh, anybody bring them marshmallers?