We here at USDemocrazy had one crazy new years party last night. There were musical chairs, we pinned the tail on the donkey, and fortunately (editor: you mean unfortunately) one of our editors got knocked unconscious in a freak pinata accident.
Derrick Mason of the Baltimore Ravens had a similar experience this year.
Please let us know what could he be thinking.
I would like to give a shout out to all my fans in Australia
Kiss my football.
You go on ahead…
How do you like my new endzone dance?
Although the red flag was thrown, the officials mysteriously refused to review close up footage to determine if the pass was a reception.