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Yea, about that money we lent you… “AIG Promises to Return Bonuses Have Gone Largely Unfulfilled”
Hold the phone… “Plan to Move Guantanamo Detainees Faces New Delay”
We’re just sayin’, we wouldn’t mess with this guy:
A man who walked into a Michigan diner with a 5-inch knife stuck in his chest ordered a coffee and complained only about the cold weather.

Could this be the beginning of the zombie invasion ChickPea has promised us?