As you know, at USDemocrazy there is nothing we love better than to put words in peoples mouths. So now its your chance to misquote.

Thanks to The Daily Beast
This is Günter Schabowski, and by the look of that mug he can’t having a very good day. Günter is one of the German politicians responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall twenty years ago this week. What do you think he would be saying now?





Ich bin kein Berliner!
Next time, use hand sanitizer!
It didn’t fall, it was pushed
You can’t read my poker face!