
Naomi Booker/The Gazette
We here at USDemocrazy are often surprised by the wild and crazy stuff we find in the news. So we were doubly amazed when we found someone writing a story about us! Check us out here.
Now that we are aware the press is watching us, we are trying hard to look like a legitimate outfit (which is hard for a group of slackers like us who can’t remember if the fork goes on the right or left side)

This is great news, you guys earned it!